Archive | February 2012

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OAP badminton tournament abandoned after refreshments are contaminated with PCP

A seniors’ badminton tournament at Cribly Leisure Centre was called off on Sunday afternoon after the players became incapacitated from drinking orange squash contaminated with the highly dangerous hallucinogenic drug PCP Among the first to be affected was sixty-eight year old Irene Warner.  ‘She started to cry and babble about vampire moths,’ said leisure centre […]

Archaeologists discover mass grave in Neilby

Archaeologists from the University of Manchester have found what they believe to be a mass grave once used for human sacrifice in Pasture Fields, Neilby.  The bodies of eight men, four women and three dogs were exhumed from the field, along with crude iron weapons thought to be the implements used to dispatch the victims. […]